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Eating cake and opening presents, it doesn't get much better than this.

Just in case I forget to tell you on your real birthday, "Happy birthday" unless it really is your birthday today...

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!

Next time you see me I'll be a year older.

I was born on this day exactly (Number of Years) years ago. Congratulate me for making it this long.

My birthday wish: That someone would leave me a nice message.

Today is the most important day of the year... My birthday!

So far all I got for my birthday was this lousy away message.

I'm putting out the fire caused by the candles on my birthday cake.

Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you smell like a monkey and you look like one too.

Trying to blow out the candles on my birthday cake.

Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe.


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