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Holiday Away Messages
(Christmas, New Years, Chanukah, & Kwanza)


Opening my presents from Santa.

Save the trees, celebrate Chanakauk.

Happy holidays.

Opening presents, opening presents, opening presents... What's the point of Christmas again?

Out decking the halls with balls of holly.

Come December, you always have to know which of the 3 holidays your friends celebrate. Christmas, Chanukah, or Kwanza. Let's make it easy. Happy Christmakahza!

Dradle, Dradle, Dradle I made you out of clay. You're a good luck charm to me and I win with you when I play!

I'll be back when we're finish lighting the candle of the me-noor-e, no ma-nur-a, no mi-nir-a, or maybe it's mi-nor-a... well I'll be back when I learn how to spell mi-nur-ah...

Burnt my fingers lighting the Chanukah Menorah, so I can't press the keys on the keyboard. Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm having a great holiday,
How about you?


Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way! Oh what fun it is to leave a message when I am away! Hey!

Dashing through the mall... Shopping all the way!

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