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category: Sleep
message: shhh... I'm sleeping. (I really mean to say "Shut up and go away but I'm trying to be nice!)
category: Friendship
message: Friends are always in your heart even when they're apart.
category: Bored
message: If boredom was food; I'd be the fattest kid you ever met.
category: Bored
message: I got bored so I went away.
category: Bathroom
message: Roses are red
Violets are blue
Toilet paper is white
But not when you're through
category: Summer
message: Summer might be hot but I'm hotter.
category: Girls
message: Boys don't fall for me, I trip them.
category: Sports
message: It's not about how hard you can hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.
category: Silly
message: Be a loser because being popular is so overrated.
category: Listening to Music
message: Don't interupt me when I'm listening to my music.
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